The harder you try to be quiet and not wake a sleeping baby, the more likely you are to knock something off a shelf or trip over a chair. Or anything really.
The less she naps, the more tired you are.
Bibs should be full body length. The baby will always find an uncovered area of clothing to spit the food on.
It would make more sense if babies absorbed food through their chin. Or nose. Or cheeks. Because really, more of it ends up there than in their mouth anyway.
The more annoying the toy, the more the baby will like it.
Picking baby boogers out will turn into a game.
Catching a bunch of spit up in your hand is no big deal.
You're probably going to think almost every little thing your kid does is adorable and want to gush about him/her all the time. This will eventually annoy others. They may think your kid is cute, but probably not to the extent that you do.
Throwing toys on the floor, out of their reach, and whining until you get that toy for them is a game that all babies learn. The most annoying game, but still a game to them.
So many babies eventually only want to cuddle when their sick. Soak up those newborn cuddles as much as you can.
Babies also eventually stop falling asleep in your arms so often. Soak up those moments too.
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