Funny ways people have come across my blog

The things people search to get to my blog really make me laugh sometimes. Here are two screen shots I had to take because I enjoyed them so much. The first one is from yesterday. 

Skinny feet. That made me laugh. It's from the first time I got pregnancy swollen feet. They amazed me. I posted photos, and that's how they found this post with that search, through Google Images. 

I also enjoy that they're finding my belly pictures when they try to find out what's 'normal' at 17 weeks. 

This is also from yesterday. Eight people have found my blog simply by searching 'sex'? You won't find too much of that on this blog.  

The sixth one down. Babies with old man faces. This one near killed me. I don't think I've ever written about that, so maybe I should assume someone thinks my baby looks like an old man? Maybe I should be offended? It made me laugh though. 

What are some of the funny searches that brought people to your blog?

* To find this yourself, from your Dashboard click on 'stats' then click on 'Traffic Sources'. 

Once Upon a Weekend...

This weekend was nothing too special, since I worked Friday night and Saturday night. Gotta love always getting Sundays off though when I work Saturday night.

I already told you about how my nephew came over Friday, to stay for the weekend, and my sister brought her kitten in to meet us when she dropped him off. It also would've been my friend Keith's birthday on Friday.

Saturday we took nephew to the park to let him play and TRY to get pictures. He never stopped running the entire time, making photos fairly difficult.

And that's all the photos I can post today because Blogger will not load any others. I should know, I've been trying since yesterday. Awesome Blogger.Very awesome. I did manage to post some on my photography blog yesterday.

Sunday was more of a lazy day. I visited with B for awhile and we watched 'My Best Friend's Girl'.

"Dusty she's going to lose her shit like a shit collector with amnesia."

Not as amusing as the first time I watched it, but still entertaining enough. 

I don't know if you know how addicting Dr. Mario is, but I played that for at least and hour last night. And I'm ready to go play for another hour or so right now. Very addicting. 

And now that the weekend's over, it is my last day of not knowing the baby's gender. Then I'll be rushing to get my invitations done and mailed, all baby name crazy, and trying not to buy my first pink or blue outfit. It will be hell. I cannot wait. This crazy wiggly thing in my belly needs a nickname, even if it is as lame as 'baby boy' or 'baby girl'.

I don't know if you've seen this YouTube video, but you need to. And all the other talking animal ones because they are awesome. Trust me.

And I have 99 followers now. What's up with that? Someone please hit follow and just give me my triple digits. Make me feel special.

Tell me about your weekend. 

A Little Bit of Monday Humor

It's late in the day, and I have very little to say anyway, so I'll just share some humorous pictures I've had saved onto the work computer to clean them out of there. Belly photos and pregnancy update post will be up first thing in the moring : )

Happy Monday!

This is an actual ad I saw in our local online ads. A couple of months later I actually saw an ad from someone claiming they found a mannequin.

A real fortune my cousin got in in her fortune cookie.

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Damn You Autocorrect!

I am in for one crazy week, but that's my fault. 

You see, I just got back from a couple of days back home, visiting my grandfather and such. I went from there, right to work for the evening. I work tomorrow at job #2, then right after at job #1 until midnight. THEN I get up first thing the next morning to work at 8am, and leave to go away for the weekend again after work. 

There is no time for eating, showering, or breathing. Although I may have to try to fit some of that in. 

I will survive. It's only tomorrow and Thursday morning that I need to get through. How hard can it be? 

Here's some damnyouautocorrect. Laughing makes it all easier. 

Top 10 Things That Sound Dirty On Halloween but Aren't

1. So...What'd you get in the sack?

2. Once you get under the sheet, start moaning and groaning!!!

3. Just hop on that broomstick and ride it!

4. Those small suckers are gone in a few licks!

5. I got the best piece from that house.

6. Quit screwing around on the porch!!!

7. Stick your hand in and guess what you're feeling....

8. It was so filled and heavy, I had to use TWO hands!!

9. They'll suck you dry if they get their teeth in you.

10. I bobbed and bobbed, but couldn't get my mouth around it!

Happy Halloween!

My Favorite Costume

Now I know at least some of you have heard of Antoine Dodson. Well this is Antoine Dog-son.

He's climbing in your windows, he's snatching your people up!

From Buzzfeed

I found this awesomeness over at Life Is BANANAS. 

Ps. How freaking hard is it to spell bananas? I never know when I've typed enough na's. My favorite comedian, Demetri Martin, feels my pain - { banana joke }. If you haven't heard of him, watch this short video of his comedy. I love him. 

It's almost the weekend! Hope you guys have an awesome one! 

Are you from Malta?

I noticed last night that 17 of my viewers from this past week come from Malta. This girl knows nothing about Malta so she did a quick search. It's a southern European country.

Moving on...

I present to you one of my favorite videos.

The Italian Man Who Went to Malta.

Beware of cursing.

Happy Saturday : )