Letters of Intent

 

Dear Lady
(who has a meeting here tomorrow)

Don't come up to me demanding to see the manager unless you actually need to see a manager. A simple "our meeting is supposed to be advertised outside, but isn't" would've sufficed. I got that done for you, no manager needed. No need in pointlessly freaking me out.

Signed
Worker who is tired of getting complained to over very little things

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Dear NaNoWriMo,

You are a lot of work when I am sick. You are lucky I managed to pound almost 2000 words into the keyboard last night, while falling asleep. You are harder than I expected, since I can't get time alone to write, but I am still ahead of the game.

Signed
Crazy Writer



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Dear Jessie

You have been a great car to me for the past 3 years. I've enjoyed our time together. I thought you did, too, but lately you've been making me think otherwise.

You see, when you refuse to stop when I push your brakes, it makes me think that you might be trying vehicle suicide. When you get really shaky when we're driving, it makes me think that maybe you're trying to kill both of us, and not just yourself. And I know it's not your fault that your back tire keeps getting the air knocked out of you, but that's just life Jessie. No need to get depressed over it. I promise you are getting fancy new winter tires soon. Maybe even tomorrow. You just have to take is easy and not get so upset until then.

I hope you will enjoy hanging out with my grandfather for a few days. He gets along a lot better with cars than I do. And I promise when I'm driving my grandfather's car, Olive, that I don't like her more than you. You will always be my favorite.

Signed,
Girl who is scared for both of our lives


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Dear Blog Readers/Followers

I love you guys. Have a good weekend!

Signed
Girl who misses regular blogging & reading